What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.