What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!