What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.