Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.