Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.