Moustache Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Lookin Jokes More Lookin Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe