What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"