What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"