What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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At the ghost office.

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

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One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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He went to the Shell station.

Flatulence Jokes More Flatulence Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"