What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.