How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern