How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern