What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.