What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.