What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice