What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top