What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.