What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.