What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."