Collar Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.