What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !