Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.