Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!