Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.