Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

Fire Department Jokes More Fire Department Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants