Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.