Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!