What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"