What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!