Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

License Jokes More License Jokes

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !