Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
You stop feeding it.
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
A screwdriver
The registration of the car that ran him over !
