Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.