Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)