Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.