Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago