Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out