Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko