Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean