What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).