What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!