What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!