What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !