What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)