What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar