What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.