What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!