What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!