How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Praise Jokes More Praise Jokes

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

Pick Artist Jokes More Pick Artist Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.