How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)