How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized