How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Graduate Student Jokes More Graduate Student Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.