How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.