It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
To get to the other side
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.