How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.