How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.