Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
You Giraffed it
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Once they're blown, they're useless.
Linoleum blown apart
Because he always came in a little behind.
Turn off the lights.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
Canadians became *penniless*
He didn't do it on porpoise.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
