Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada?

Anonymoose

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.