Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.