He didn't do it on porpoise.
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I'm gonna level with you.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
Dishrespectful...
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Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
A witch with a blindfold !
He only Phelps himself.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
Two more bullets.
Nirvana
Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
Because he was a paw bearer.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Treeson.
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
