and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
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He only Phelps himself.
I'm gonna level with you.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Blue Sonnet
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
He's got like a Brazilian Medals.
Seymour Hare.
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
A small medium at large.
It reads "Small medium at large."
This did not go swimmingly at all
Phelps.
Fo Drizzle
Because they have BOOOOgers.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
Because there's always a cheetah
