and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
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He only Phelps himself.
I'm gonna level with you.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Hamlet.
When you are playing Charades.
If you break a leg, you get cast
This did not go swimmingly at all
They suspected it of fowl play.
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Dishrespectful...
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
they are preparing for whats coming afterwards
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
