What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.