Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.