Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.