Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.