What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg