What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg