What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Because they're shellfish.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer