What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer