Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg