Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

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Because, it's acidic juice.

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They're full of acidic juice.

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.