How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.