How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.