How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.