What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN