A Prontosaur.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
He was running out of patients.
man-go juice!
A rushin' russian.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.
A racing club
Jesus in a hurry.
He was running lait
There was nothing to do back then.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You're going to have to be a little patient.
Salman Rushdie.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
It had a plane to catch.
Annette
in. Man, I did that coming.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
Alley-oop Akbar
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
Obesity
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
A: A violator.
Because given enough time it rises
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
Because they always steal the green cards....
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
because he is a Boxer
Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.
