What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Prostate Jokes More Prostate Jokes

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected