What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What did you expect?

Honestly.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate