5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Don't worry! They will tell you!
He was delighted.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
The water washes away her tears