What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew