What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew