What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.