How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!