How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!