What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.