What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim