What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.