What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.