How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board