How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.